I want a new drug

So in my sojourns through transcription world, I get to hear about a lot of different new drugs, most of which I can’t comment on because of confidentiality reasons. But today I heard about the best drug of all: Havidol. Haven’t you ever wanted to Havidol? It’s the “first and only treatment for dysphoric social attention consumption deficit anxiety disorder,” according to the website.  I think there are a lot of folks in America who need this drug.

Many people who are devotees of the Flying Spaghetti Monster take Havidol regularly, and they find that they become closer to his noodly appendage.

(You know, the really sad thing is, there are people who have gone to their doctors actually requesting the drug, and then they write to the conceptual artist telling them it’s her fault that they are so stupid they can’t tell the difference between real and fake)

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